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World Starts Wearing Hat To Hide Receding Ice Caps

World Starts Wearing Hat To Hide Receding Ice Caps

SOLAR SYSTEM, MILKY WAY GALAXY — Recently, earth has been self-conscious about having receding ice caps so early into his 4...

P-Diddy Parties: Glad You Didn’t Go But Still Would’ve Been Nice To Get Invited

P-Diddy Parties: Glad You Didn’t Go But Still Would’ve Been Nice To Get Invited

Feudal Lord Takes Serfs On Team-Building Awayday

Feudal Lord Takes Serfs On Team-Building Awayday

Tumour Pledges To Lead Most Pro-Growth Treasury In UK History

Tumour Pledges To Lead Most Pro-Growth Treasury In UK History

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“PLEASE GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP,” Begs Sentient Metro Upholstery

“PLEASE GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP,” Begs Sentient Metro Upholstery

‘True Love In Front Of Me This Whole Time’, Realises Woman Who Just Radically Lowered Her Expectation

‘True Love In Front Of Me This Whole Time’, Realises Woman Who Just Radically Lowered Her Expectation

XL Cyber Bully Brutally Attacks Toddler In YouTube Comments

XL Cyber Bully Brutally Attacks Toddler In YouTube Comments

Prime Minister Sure He Won’t Regret New Tattoo

Prime Minister Sure He Won’t Regret New Tattoo

Secret Service Ear Prepared To Take Another Bullet For Trump

Secret Service Ear Prepared To Take Another Bullet For Trump

Man With Ageing Parents Cherishes What Little Time Is Left Of Disney+ Family Account

Man With Ageing Parents Cherishes What Little Time Is Left Of Disney+ Family Account

Fresh Rumours Of Kenyan Citizenship Undermine Reform UK Leader Nigel Mwangi Ndungu Farage

Fresh Rumours Of Kenyan Citizenship Undermine Reform UK Leader Nigel Mwangi Ndungu Farage

Overcrowding In UK Prison Makes Audition For This Year’s Nativity Play More Competitive Than Ever

Overcrowding In UK Prison Makes Audition For This Year’s Nativity Play More Competitive Than Ever

Free-Range Chicken Trades Suffering Of Battery Farm For Crushing Ennui Of The Countryside

Free-Range Chicken Trades Suffering Of Battery Farm For Crushing Ennui Of The Countryside

Stars Align: Woman With No Self-Esteem Finds Man With Zero Self-Awareness

Stars Align: Woman With No Self-Esteem Finds Man With Zero Self-Awareness

How To Tell If Your Husband Is Being Unfaithful To The Geneva Convention

How To Tell If Your Husband Is Being Unfaithful To The Geneva Convention

Feel-Good News: Sinking Pacific Island Nation Forgives Us With Dying Breath

Feel-Good News: Sinking Pacific Island Nation Forgives Us With Dying Breath

Labour Announces Bold Plan To Nationalise Railway Of Socially-Isolated Hobbyist

Labour Announces Bold Plan To Nationalise Railway Of Socially-Isolated Hobbyist

Get Your Perfect Summer Body With Food Shortages Caused By Climate Breakdown

Get Your Perfect Summer Body With Food Shortages Caused By Climate Breakdown

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Trump Warns That Election Win Is Part Of Larger Deep State Plot Being Orchestrated Against Him

Harvey Weinstein Left In Microwave For A Little Too Long

Critics Warn 4-Day Work Week Is Slippery Slope To A More Fulfilling Lifestyle

Drowning Pessimist Has Lungs Half Empty Of Water

Lazy Pupil Falls Asleep During Gender Ideology Indoctrination Period

Farage's Kawaii TikTok Presence Risks Alienating Older Voters

Dead Batteries Left In Drawer As A Warning To The Other Batteries

WHO Report Confirms That Farting At The Urinal Is Unacceptable

Even Refugee Who Struggles With Social Cues Now Starting To Feel A Little Unwelcome In UK

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