Farage's Kawaii TikTok Presence Risks Alienating Older Voters

CLACTON — In a bid to appeal to younger voters, Nigel Farage has rebranded himself on TikTok as the most ✨kawaii✨ racist ideologue. "Nigel-chan gonna stop the boats desu," said the recently elected Clacton MP in a post this week, followed by giggling and abashedly covering his mouth.

The older generation have felt alienated by Nigel-chan's online presence and have voiced strong criticism. The head of Reform UK answered the criticism, saying "Haa, Baka! Leave my kemonomimi." Sources close to Farage reported that his face reddened and a vein on his head bulged with the characters 'くそ!' appearing above his head.

Some youths remained unconvinced by the rebrand. One young man smirked and adjusted his glasses as his voice-over commented, "Pah! Beneath the uwu, Farage is the same akutō he's always been, he cannot fool me."

At press time, chibi merchandise of Nigel-chan is available, such as keychains, stickers, plush toys, and other collectibles.

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