Man With Ageing Parents Cherishes What Little Time Is Left Of Disney+ Family Account

LEICESTER, UK — After reflecting on his parents' mortality, everything came into focus for son Mark Burkhanov, who has vowed to cherish every moment he's got left of the Disney+ family account. "I used to take it all for granted, but life is fragile and short," he reflected, "and I don't want time to slip away before I look back and suddenly realise it's too late for me to watch She-Hulk: Attorney at Law for free anymore."

Sources confirmed that his parents, aged 77 and 79, aren’t big on watching series themselves. They reportedly tried The Bear but found it too confusing, and they still think The Mandalorian is set in the Middle East. "We just feel lucky that our big baby boy is a part of our lives," said his mother, Ingrid. "We just want him to be comfortable and enjoy the programs he likes."

Mark insists that it's not even about the money. "Of course I could afford the £10,99 monthly premium subscription myself, but you can't put a price on the stuff your parents pay for."

At press time, Ingrid changed their login details just to get a call from her beloved son.