Olympics Spectator Impressed By All The Amazing Things She Could Do Way Better If She Even Tried

BRIGHTON, UK — Reports suggest that local resident, Marina, has been following the olympics closely and is constantly blown away by all the amazing things she could do way better if she even tried. "Seeing the human body pushed to it's absolute limits makes me think that wow, is that it? Is that all you've got?" Marina told reporters that, "I could jump 3, maybe 4 metres right now, tonight, with no training. So if I did it full-time for decades, with a coach, and I had a decent run-up, I would be super disappointed with 7.4 metres," she said about the women's long jump Olympic record.

Sources close to Marina confirmed that she was an avid track athlete and showed promise from a young age. "Honestly, she could've easily been the best in the world," a former schoolmate said, "if she cared enough to try and if she had the time, discipline, talent, and ability."

At press time, Marina switched to the news and said she would've resolved the situation in Sudan by now if she could take some time off work.