Passive Aggressive Voter Waits For Election To Bring Up Stuff That Government Did Months Ago

SOMERSET, UK — Dwayne, a two-faced, passive aggressive voter waited for the election to air grievances from months ago. "I feel like I have to walk on egg shells around him," the man's ousted Conservative MP, Jacob Rees-Mogg commented, "you just can't have a healthy relationship with someone who uses every election as an opportunity to bring up all the mistakes you've ever made that you've already said sorry for."

Worse still, Dwayne never even expressed his disapproval to his MP's face, choosing instead to bottle up his frustration or vent to colleagues behind Jacob Rees-Mogg's back. "How could I know what my constituents want if they never openly revolt against the government," Rees-Mogg commented, "I'm not a mind-reader?"

At press time, Dwayne resorted to his usual avoidant and indirect communication style by voting anonymously.